Again?!

"Dance A$$" - Big Sean feat. Nikki Minaj
"B*tches Ain't Sh*t" - YG feat. Tyga & Nipsey Hussle
"Money on the Floor" - Too Short feat. E40
"Good F@$king Night" - Roscoe Dash

So, I was told I curse too much during my trainings. Again. Hell, I know I have a muthaf@$Kin' bad mouth in and outside of work so let me address this right quick. Oh, and just so I can show some kind of reservation, I'll censor my words for now.

Let's get one thing clear here. I train about sex, drugs, and how to talk to someone about very taboo things no matter what age, background, or culture they identify with. I shock my participants with the language they'll hear in the field because it will happen and it is what I do. Now if this offends you, well then f@$k you! Ok, now that that's out of the way I do have two questions for the tiny few of you that have an issue with my approach. (1) Why are you even considering this kind of work? and (2) Why the f@$k did you not tell me you had a problem with this to my face? Seriously, we could've handled this like mature adults. Obviously, right now would not be that time.

You're worried about my appropriateness? Well, clients won't give a damn how appropriate you are when you ask them to, "Please use clinical or politically-correct terms so that you (the person who should be helping them) can feel more comfortable." Actually, go on with that. Take that kind of demeanor to the streets of Skid Row or the Tenderloin district. Take it to the sex workers and to the people high on methadone. Take it to the high school kids too afraid to get a free condom. Take it to the elderly who have an even kinkier lifestyle than you care to admit you don't have. Take it there and come back to me. I'll show you where you can put that feedback. You could shove it in the same place I did with what you felt you needed to throw at my Management Team (a bunch of people who don't do what I do).

Hey, I may be getting carried away here. I can't help it. I've been like this for years. It's in my blood now. Maybe I'll try to control it one day, but I draw the line with you. How dare you say, "I can't imagine using "bad" words and I definitely don't even know how it can be used in a sentence." I'm sorry, excuse me, what?! Here are some examples on how to use the most universal word in the muthaf@$kin' world. Oh and word of advice... you never want to mess with the Trainer that can change your professional career. Jus sayin'. Oh and hope you enjoyed that cuz the censorship stops here.

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word referred to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language is derived from German ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for instance ...John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.
Aggression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence ...He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...FUCK YOU!

-from "Monty Python"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuck

Lyrics:

Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Stop... now make that motherfucker hammer time like...

Wobble-dy wobble-dy wa wobble wobble
I'm st-stacking my paper my wallet look like a bible
I got girlies half naked that shit look like the grotto
How your waist anorexic and then your a$$ is colossal
Drop that ass make it boomerang
Take my belt off bitch I'm Pootie Tang
Tippy tow tippy tay you gonna get a tip today
Fuck that you gonna get some dick today
I walk in with my crew and I'm breaking they necks
I'm looking all good I'm making her wet
They pay me respect they pay me in checks
And if she look good she pay me in sex
Bounce that ass (ass) it's the roundest
You the best you deserve a crown bitch
Right on that,

Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Stop... now make that motherfucker hammer time like...

Go stupid, go stupid, go stupid

Wobbledy wobble, wo-wo-wobble, wobbin'
Ass so fat, all these bitches' pussies is throbbin'
Bad bitches, I'm your leader, Phantom by the meter
Somebody point me to the best ass-eater
Tell 'I'm "Pussy clean! " I tell them "Pussy squeaky! "
Niggas give me brain 'cause all of them niggas geeky
If he got a mandingo, then I buy him a dashiki
And bust this pussy open in the islands of Waikikiiiiii...
Kiss my ass and my anus, 'cause it's finally famous
And it's finally soft, yeah, it's finally solved!
I don't know, man, guess them ass shots wore off!
Bitches ain't poppin', Google, my ass
Only time you on the net is when you Google my ass
Ya fuckin' little whores, fu-fuckin' up my decors
Couldn't get Michael Kors if you was fuckin' Michael Kors
B-B-Big Sean, b-boy, how big is you?
Gimme all yo' money and gimme all yo' residuals
Then slap it on my ass, ass, ass...

Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Stop... now make that motherfucker hammer time like...

Woah, white girls, black girls, tall girls, fat girls
Shake that ass shake that ass, shake that ass
Shake that ass, shake that Ass, shake that ass
Go, go

Short girls, small girls, skinny girls, all girls
Shake that ass shake that ass, shake that ass
Shake that ass, shake that Ass, shake that ass

And I want all of that,

Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Stop... now make that motherfucker hammer time like...

Go stupid!

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bigsean/dancearemix.html
http://thegamutt.blogspot.com/2011_10_30_archive.html

Bitches ain't shit, but hoes and tricks

Aye..uh
Got this bitch named Tasha, She let me fuck her in the car.
Like kim kardashian, she wanna be a Star.
Got this bitch named Britanny, With BIG ASS TITIES.
But bitches ain't shit, cuz Bitches act Mickey (ughhhhh)
Got a main bitch, but I don't need her.
Everytime we fuck, I gotta pop a bean first.
Hit the purp, then eat that pussy for dessert.
It gets worse, just watch when she squirt.
I got this bitch who act Sadity,
She live in the sixties,
Everytime she hear I got a new bitch, She says she miss me.
Imma thug out this club, She stay up in the Jungles.
Everytime we go to Crenshaw Mall, she have a Rumble.
Got this bitch in the Hoovas, I don't wanna losaaaaa.
Ass so fat to measure it, I need a rulaaa.
Got this Bad Bitch, that go to Northridge.
She always wear gucci, but she can't Afford It.

Bitches ain't shit, but hoes and tricks

Take a bitch life, Now it's my life.
Needa bitch that can Fuck, Cook, Clean, right.
Turn a bitch out, make her lick twice.
Yeah she eat pussy, but she don't fuck dikes.
Laid in the middle, two Miller Lites
Straight kill a bitch, pop rocks little sprite.
Bam bam little chubby ass gooy car,
Tell the bitch twinkle twinkle come meet a star,
I don't ODOM, no lamar
Kind of money make her come out her Leotard,
I'm in this bitch, like my dick hard.
And I shuffle money, Like playing cards.
Uh
YG tell them bitches wassup, they ready to cut no,
links in my suit, we don't cuff em,
Straight duck em, Like donald.
Quack Qwak,
I dont even know the sound them bitches make cuzzzzzz....

Bitches ain't shit, but hoes and tricks

Look I like bitches, that's lightskinned-ed,
With ah whole a lot of ass, and get right with it,
Off a pill, I can prolly' make her like bitches,
Lick Lick it, like a lolli till it's like Liquid,
These hoochies always talkin' bout, where my dick is,
But if it's not in your mouth, then get out my business,
A nigga real ratchet, I ain't write this Shit,
Known to fuck and cut her off, Lightswitches.
Uh, Now What I get ? Money bitch,
You look good, but to me you just a bummy bitch,
And the funny shit is, you know my other bitch,
Met me through her, on some under cover lover shit,
Got damn, ain't that your homegurl?
Scandalous bitches, we livin' in a cold world.
That's why I flip em, flip em like ah zone gurl.
And everyweek I change my number to my phone cuz...

Bitches ain't shit but, hoes and tricks

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/yg/bitchesaintshit.html
http://7anisworld.blogspot.com/2011/04/yg-feat-tyga-nipsey-hussle-bitches-aint.html

I say hello, momma, what’s the deal?
Talk to me, girl I’mma keep you real
I’ve been on you since you walked thru tha door
And drop it low like it’s money on the floor
Like it’s money on the floor
Money on the floor!
And drop it low like it’s money on the floor
Like it’s money on the floor!
Pick it up girl, pick it up, girl!
Drop it low like it’s money on the floor!

All that sexy dancing, the hair and the dresses, it’s so romantic!
It’s so sexual, ... let it go!
It’s got me intoxicated
Like drugs, it’s got me fading!
The visual is amazing
Three DJs entertaining
The women are beautiful here
And they come from everywhere
From all over the world
Come here, you see the most beautiful girls!
They make the clock go that bad
Been .. and show that crack.
That booty is so damn fat

I say hello, momma, what’s the deal?
Talk to me, girl I’mma keep you real
I’ve been on your sister walk Billy dough
And drop it low like it’s money on the floor
Like it’s money on the floor
Money on the floor!
And drop it low like it’s money on the floor
Like it’s money on the floor!
Pick it up girl, pick it up, girl!
Drop it low like it’s money on the floor!

She a flirt, she look like.. come out
She don’t.. wearing panties under her skirt
No... to her shirt
I like the way she ...
This the one right here, baby, this your motivation
Make your chick applaud like a standing ovation
Got my dick hard like incarceration
Let me buy you a drink and ...
Hello, and... about this hustling
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Here.... give the chick a Chinese night, night
Ne more! Play head games,
But you want more, more!
.. but I used to...
..it’s right, right, right!

I say hello, momma, what’s the deal?
Talk to me, girl I’mma keep you real
I’ve been on your sister walk Billy dough
And drop it low like it’s money on the floor
Like it’s money on the floor
Money on the floor!
And drop it low like it’s money on the floor
Like it’s money on the floor!
Pick it up girl, pick it up, girl!
Drop it low like it’s money on the floor!

I need to penetrate
Hook it up like a generator
Make electricity
With that booty, show Mr. B
I don’t wanna kiss the freak
That ass is just a magical mystery
I can’t take that shit
Put it on.. break that dick!
Shopaholic so hot you got a badass like Coco
She young but her body ...
You had to see her momma, they could pass for sisters.
For some strange reason, I gotta think
It’s something about the broad and some white jeans
Make her feeling through her...

I say hello, momma, what’s the deal?
Talk to me, girl I’mma keep you real
I’ve been on your sister walk Billy dough
And drop it low like it’s money on the floor
Like it’s money on the floor
Money on the floor!
And drop it low like it’s money on the floor
Like it’s money on the floor!
Pick it up girl, pick it up, girl!
Drop it low like it’s money on the floor!

http://www.sweetslyrics.com/918541.Too%20Short%20-%20Money%20on%20the%20Floor%20ft.%20E-40.html
http://theoriginalwinger.com/2011-11-18-music-money-on-the-floor-too-short-ft-e-40

Aye girl, trying to get off sometime

How they let me go and get a beat from kane,
I swear these 808s and snares make me go insane
Ay hold up baby girl I really wanna know your name
And let me be your superman and you be Lois Lane
It's showtime like cable; get up on that table,
I love your sexy body and I know you love this paper
Bottles coming like they got legs on them
The way I kill 'em man this beat will
Make 'em wanna call the feds on me

I'm ordering a hundred shots of patron
Girl you better get a cup
..and once I get you home
Girl you better give it up
And we gon' have a good (good) night
Good (good) night (night, night)
Good (good) night
Good (good) night
And we gon' have a good (good) night
Good (good) night (night, night)
Good (good) night
Good (good) night

(Man!) I got an open palm with cash in it
I could be up for MVP
I'm just tryna out do my last visit
Pockets fat like they pregnant
And 'bout to have triplets
I got 20s flyin' send ghetto benji to ad lib it (I do!)
Hah, get it,
I'm so far ahead
Of my time no c-section
Yall club we v.i.p section
Party bus full of women
Like we nextin'
Woulda thought it was a gym the way we flexin
Line full of sexy ladies tryna get with me
I'm just tryna grand slam like the boy Ken Griffey
And I'm at the bar nine shots no fifty (50)
Bring a hundred more
Everybody gettin' tipsy

I'm orderin a hundred shots of patron
Girl you better get a cup
..and once I get you home
Girl you better give it up
And we gon' have a good (good) night
Good (good) night (night, night)
Good (good) night
Good (good) night
And we gon' have a good (good) night
Good (good) night (night, night)
Good (good) night
Good (good) night

And we gon' have one hell of a time
Girl I am feelin' fine
You know what’s on my mind
Give it up (Please!)
This mad in my swisher got me fine
This patron on my mind
Your sexy little body got me stuck; so whats really good
Girl I wish we really could do what we really should
I know yo last boyfriend was only really good
Well I'm excellent a sexual perfectionist
I creep up behind ya deep inside ya no exorcist
That's that extra shit real long extra thick
A different type of breed a upgrade from that metric shit
Its time to make ya question all the rest you messin' with
I'm tryna tell ya I'm the one to hit the exit with

I'm orderin a hundred shots of patron
Girl you better get a cup
..and once I get you home
Girl you better give it up
And we gon' have a good (good) night
Good (good) night (night, night)
Good (good) night
Good (good) night
And we gon' have a good (good) night
Good (good) night (night, night)
Good (good) night
Good (good) night

And that's what I like to call, a good fucking night

And we gone have one hell of a time, girl I'm feeling fine
You know what's on my mind, give it up
This man in my swisher got me flying, this patron got my mind
And your sexy little body got me stuck; so whats really good

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