No song...just because...
I take late night showers. I have more energy when everyone sleeps and I find it relaxing to go to bed feeling clean. It's a way for me to wash the whole day off of me so that I can start fresh the next morning. I don't like mornings. I never will. I don't like waking up early for any reason. I don't like the covers being lifted off of me and will always use a blanket no matter how hot it gets. I don't do hot. The sun and I don't get along at all, but I won't wear a ripped off sleeve on my left arm so that I don't tan while driving. Although I do tan easily. Heat and bright lights make me irritable and moody and I tend to make others around me feel the exact same way.
I'm never on time. Let me repeat. I. Am. Never. On. Time. I don't like waiting so I'd rather be fashionably late than sit there and wait. Don't rush me because I will move even slower. I don't wear watches because I can't tell time (really, I can't) and it feels heavy on my wrist. I love shoes though I rarely wear the pretty ones I buy or the expensive ones given to me because I love them too much to "wear them out." I'm not a techie person and I don't build things. I'd rather have someone do things for me than to figure it out for myself. I have no patience for following instructions, but I'm detail oriented and expect others to follow the ones I create.
I will pay the price when it matters. I'm a cautious spender, but a great gift-giver. I love a great bargain, but I'm not cheap when it comes to food and to taking care of others. I like going out to lunch every single day as long as I'm around good company. I don't like to be alone. It depresses me. I won't go to the movies or out to eat on my own. I argue to get my way and I often do. I'll do a lot for you, but will expect a lot in return. And yes, I keep count and will hold you accountable for what you have yet to do. I thrive under pressure. I lead by my emotion. I cry easily, but I'm not sentimental. I have no idea how to act at funerals and I have a mouth like a sailor. I'm a very open person, sometimes too open and will tell people what I like and don't like almost immediately...as you can see, obviously.
If I love you, you're all set. If I hate you, you no longer exist to me. If I'm mad at you, you're in trouble for about an hour or so until I decide to let it go (but I'll never forget it). If I support you, I tend to let you walk all over me, but I'll always hold this over your head. If you hurt me, then you'll definitely be hurt in return. If I hurt you, then you need to get over it quickly (unless you deserved it, which you probably did or else I wouldn't have hurt you in the first place). If you can't get over it, then get away from me. If you lie to me, I'll find out. If you hide things from me, you're still lying to me. If you mess around with my heart, then you're an idiot and a complete waste of my time (you know who you are). If you have my heart, then you're lucky and I know you know it because I know you feel it.
All I ask of you is to understand me. Accept my flaws and appreciate me. So, please do what you say. Don't jump ahead. Don't fall behind. Just walk by my side and carry me when I get old and tired. Because you know that I'll be pretty damn good at doing the same.
I take late night showers. I have more energy when everyone sleeps and I find it relaxing to go to bed feeling clean. It's a way for me to wash the whole day off of me so that I can start fresh the next morning. I don't like mornings. I never will. I don't like waking up early for any reason. I don't like the covers being lifted off of me and will always use a blanket no matter how hot it gets. I don't do hot. The sun and I don't get along at all, but I won't wear a ripped off sleeve on my left arm so that I don't tan while driving. Although I do tan easily. Heat and bright lights make me irritable and moody and I tend to make others around me feel the exact same way.
I'm never on time. Let me repeat. I. Am. Never. On. Time. I don't like waiting so I'd rather be fashionably late than sit there and wait. Don't rush me because I will move even slower. I don't wear watches because I can't tell time (really, I can't) and it feels heavy on my wrist. I love shoes though I rarely wear the pretty ones I buy or the expensive ones given to me because I love them too much to "wear them out." I'm not a techie person and I don't build things. I'd rather have someone do things for me than to figure it out for myself. I have no patience for following instructions, but I'm detail oriented and expect others to follow the ones I create.
I will pay the price when it matters. I'm a cautious spender, but a great gift-giver. I love a great bargain, but I'm not cheap when it comes to food and to taking care of others. I like going out to lunch every single day as long as I'm around good company. I don't like to be alone. It depresses me. I won't go to the movies or out to eat on my own. I argue to get my way and I often do. I'll do a lot for you, but will expect a lot in return. And yes, I keep count and will hold you accountable for what you have yet to do. I thrive under pressure. I lead by my emotion. I cry easily, but I'm not sentimental. I have no idea how to act at funerals and I have a mouth like a sailor. I'm a very open person, sometimes too open and will tell people what I like and don't like almost immediately...as you can see, obviously.
If I love you, you're all set. If I hate you, you no longer exist to me. If I'm mad at you, you're in trouble for about an hour or so until I decide to let it go (but I'll never forget it). If I support you, I tend to let you walk all over me, but I'll always hold this over your head. If you hurt me, then you'll definitely be hurt in return. If I hurt you, then you need to get over it quickly (unless you deserved it, which you probably did or else I wouldn't have hurt you in the first place). If you can't get over it, then get away from me. If you lie to me, I'll find out. If you hide things from me, you're still lying to me. If you mess around with my heart, then you're an idiot and a complete waste of my time (you know who you are). If you have my heart, then you're lucky and I know you know it because I know you feel it.
All I ask of you is to understand me. Accept my flaws and appreciate me. So, please do what you say. Don't jump ahead. Don't fall behind. Just walk by my side and carry me when I get old and tired. Because you know that I'll be pretty damn good at doing the same.
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